Okay folks, I'm still hearing about the global warming. These fools are not going to let it go. They've never made one accurate prediction, and they insist we're the idiots for not believing them. So just for fun, I'm going to play devil's advocate. I'm going to make believe that global warming is real, and instead of non solutions like higher taxes and government bullshit, I'm actually going to give you real solutions.
1 - Use outer space as a refrigerator. All we have to do is run a refrigeration circuit to a geosynchronous satellite that acts as a condenser coil. There will probably be an argument about where the thermostat goes.
2 - Transport huge amounts of ocean water to outer space via rockets to combat global flooding.
3 - Develop the technology to colonize another planet, before we destroy this one.
It's been a long time
7 minutes ago