How to survive those lonely afghan mountain nights (Bin Laden Edition)

Everyone knows that smelly terrorists love goat-sex, but Osama takes it to the next level.  He's actually trained his goats to give him a reach-around, while they take their business to his "back door."  There are rumors of a Bin Laden goat gang bang video, where as many as 30 goats "take a shot" at Bin Laden.  I guess this guy has to finance his holy war somehow.

Cowards of Jihad

It still baffles our minds, how someone is willing to take their own life just to kill others and make a fleeting political statement. Sadly, this practice is encouraged by the cowards of jihad. These little men brainwash troubled youths with promises of a glorious after-life, and martyrdom. These same cowards prefer to hide amongst women and children to discourage reprisals, and take full advantage of our merciful nature with women and children. We must hunt these cowards down like the cave dwelling mountain goat fuckers they are!