Sunday, December 13, 2009

How to Get Liberals on Board with the Death Penalty

First, if you wanna get liberals on board, you have to change the name.  Death is not a word liberals like to hear, they're quite an emotional bunch.  But, what name can we come up with?  What would a liberal be okay with?  Liberals seem to like taxes, so maybe we can call it a death tax stimulus.  Nope, that pesky death word is still in there.  Maybe an estate tax stimulus. 

They seem to think rationing things like healthcare is important, so we might call lethal injection "preventive care."  After all, they won't be suffering any medical problems after we're done with them.  They won't be able to cause any to anyone else either, and that's always a plus.  Maybe we can make it about food.  If we kill these scumbags, and use their prison food to feed the hungry, perhaps liberals may be able to swallow the ugly but necessary pill that is the death penalty. 

We have to remember that the liberal's mind is a terribly confused one.  After all, their thinking is absolutely backwards.  It's almost as if there is a chemical imbalance in their brain.  I'm at a loss as to what could cause such thinking.  Liberals will allow the slaughter of totally innocent unborn human life, and at the same time defend muderers and rapists from the death penalty.  Perhaps the best way to keep liberals from being offended by the death penalty is to call it a very late term abortion.

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